Post by Gossip Blogger on Jan 6, 2014 2:28:15 GMT -5
~Helloooo Losers~
So many new faces this semester! Such a shame that most of them are so pathetic. Haha. Oh well, it makes my job MUCH more fun. We have LOTS of things to go over darlings.
First…...
Equestrian Team Tryouts
Talk about PATHETIC. Seesh. It seems they're letting ANYBODY in these days. Lets just say most of them were terrible and you KNOW who I'm talking about. *cough* Berkley. Mr.Conner - just being nice. But don't worry dear, you weren't the only one.
Next….
The New Kids
Oh yay, I get to call all you losers out - individually.
Kate Wade - I know a seeeeeeecreeet about yoooouuu. A big one too. One you don't want told.
Blaire Taylor - You should really stop trying so hard with Michael. You can drop this whole "cool girl" act ok? It's sickening. Also, you seem pretty un-experianced when it comes to riding…..and everything else. You seem to have some new friends but I'm sure they'll just forget about you soon enough like your friends from Nevada or New Mexico or wherever you're from. No one really cares. Im sure they had a good reason. Can't wait for you to mess up. Ill keep an eye on you.
Holland Reed & Charlotte Spencer - New BFFS? Since Holland apparently scared her last roommate away? Hm. They're actually not as bad as some of you, they have this really cool new thing called "a sense of fashion." Not sure if any of you have heard of it, its pretty complicated. Either way, I wouldn't want to get on their bad side, these girls are fierce. Kate also rumored to be in this group now?? We shall see…… Hopefully they don't mess it up and make me hate them as much as the rest of you.
Sam Abilene - Speaking of a bad side. Word on the street is neither Holland or Charlotte like you. Ohhh my I actually almost feel bad for you. Oh well, soon they won't be the only ones that hate you.
Berkley Schieferson - Uh. What kinda name is that? You sound like a disease.
"Yea I got a bad case of Schieferson."
"Schieferson?"
"Yea, you know, I caught the Berkley…."
"Oh yea that, I've heard its really annoying."
Im sure all of you new "bffs" will catch it soon enough and get tired of you.
Haleigh Winters - Ugh. "Im so cute, Im a dancer, I crave attention, love me" Ugh. Please stop. You and Berkley are the most annoying thing I've ever seen. Well, I thought so until I saw you and somebody else.
Isabelle and Alex Smith - Mommy & Daddy ship you off? So. So. So. Sad. They probably got rid of you for a reason. I think you to will be funnnnn in the future though. I should probably pay attention to you guys more.
Seriously. How do you ladies even GET cute guys to give you the time of day? Its probably a fluke. Won't last long.
Lastly….
The Welcome Party
Ugh. *Snooze* Not as exciting as I would hope. One thing - Sam. Some of you may know what this means. You didn't get the attention you wanted huh? I wonder if there was motive behind it. Maybe from a good old fashioned skank.
Goodness that was long. But SOOOOO much fun!
Well, I should get going. I've got some new hot guys to pay attention to.
Im sure things are going to get verrrrrrryyyy interesting soon.
Au Revoir,
- GB -